Famous novelist Marcus Cope (Roger Bainbridge), discovers the corpse of his assistant Uncle Samantha, folded in half at the end of his driveway.
Along with children's author Porter Potts, they chat about sensory enhancement boxes, famous author friends and rivalries, and the fact that all of us only exist in Marcus' mind.
Carla Benex (Daphney Joseph) was a pharmacist in training at Shoppers Drug Mart, when she found her superior dead behind the counter. With an ever positive attitude, she recounts how she might not have been the best at her job.
Then Mr. Johnson, kinky cheater, stops in to corroborate.
Queen Roxy of Medieval Times is found shot in the green room, and Sir Gendrious Lougheed (Gavin Pounds), the Mauve Knight, is determined to find out what happened.
They examine speed, perverts, a private sushi restaurant, and Gendrious' straight line.
YMCA personal trainer Carl Mann (Michael Balazo) finds the body of a close friend and kickboxing instructor in the sauna.
They talk Austin Powers, the firing range, and the 13 randy boys that were in the class.
Music store owners Jack Long, and Jack McQuade (Mark Heeney and Ajahnis Charley) find long time employee Phil Forte dead, and turned in to a beautiful banjo. Suspects range in age from teen to old man, and musician/Chauffeur Marie Chauffeur drops in to help.
Competitive gamer Tony Ribbons (Geoff Cork), finds rival StarFoxBalls12 dead at the Toronto Comic Con. He talks anime, his psychic abilities, and personal traumas.
Then, Fry, not a South Park character, hunkers down to get out of the cold, and discuss Spiderman.
Curator of the Contemporary Museum of Ontario Lila Hernandez (Patricia Tab), discusses a body found in the lobby of the museum/art gallery/path of screams.
Spills, stains, Spain, and cruel thin people are examined, and art fan Juniper drops by to explain the dynamics of a certain Salttown family...
A headless corpse is found in the woods, and Grimbob (Shannon Lahaie), goblin, tries to figure out exactly who's responsible.
They delve into the magic of the Mother's Beard, the legend of the Frosted Justin, and just exactly how gross Grimbob is.
Plus, Whoopchester the squirrel spills his nuts.
In the underground PATH walkway of Toronto, a corpse is discovered, knife in face. Walking courier Cullum Murphy (Adam Cawley) breaks down some of the rules of the path, and his personal once-friend now-enemy relationship with the deceased.
Greg Dget of the Ga-Jet electronics store gives his perspective of the events, as well as his famous, funny tagline.
Principal Don Johnson (Nicole Passmore), principal-turned-NBA-player-turned-principal of Gainsboro Fighting High, finds a student folded up in their locker.
Board, one of the school's many athletically inclined kids, also stops by, and everyone reminisces about their favourite TV show.