Greg Weatherbottom, star of youth hockey in the 'Sue, is found dead, centre ice. Dougie Weatherbottom (Mark Little), no relation, is a youth hockey enthusiast, trying to figure out what happened to the best kid on the ice, and the town's cancer sponge.
Gordon, Zamboni driver, also has some insight into the events at the rink.
And finally, films are discussed.
While aboard the International Space Station, astronaut Deb Barinski (Cassie Barradas) discovers the corpse of another - Genghis "The Clop" Johnson, crush and seamster.
With the help of fellow astronaut Skull Boy, they unravel the mystery that's been plaguing them ever since they followed a mysterious cup into space...
Elephant Ben, world's wealthiest elephant, has found his assistant Stel dead in the lobby of the BMO building. Hanged, and note stabbed into forehead, a wide range of monsters are suspected.
One of whom - an old slenderman, and Stel's former husband - stops by to tell his boring, boring stories.
When the captain of the Maid of The Mist is found dead floating up to the beach, first mate Mr/Mrs Joan Crandall Wagnalls (Nicole Passmore) stops by to have a pleasant conversation with the boys, hoping to find some answers.
Grandpa Funk, from the other side of the Funk & Wagnalls encyclopedia empire, visits to talk local theatre.
Todd Browning (Darren Springer) is the curator at the RGAG, an art gallery and grill. A body is discovered that morning - turning out to be his cousin, Josh.
Urquhart Van Hammon, artist behind the current exhibit, and 5'9 years old, stops by to give his interpretation of the murder.
Darius Milton (Guled Abdi) is a sawmill employee/accountant, who finds sawmill hall monitor Harry Mac tied to a log and cut in half.
The boys talk Pembroke, Ontario, and its Borat day, its Take Your Kids to Work Day, and all the jokes that lost Darius his fingers.
Parade inspector Tristian McElroy (Alex Kolanko) has found a body behind the driver's seat of a float in the Missouri Pumpkins & Christmas parade.
What follows is a deeper delve of his parade inspection business, a pitch perfect movie recap, and nothing regretful.
This week, Marjorie I.E. (Brennan Asbridge), host of cooking show The Great Cook-Off Fight-Down, drops by to discuss the death of one of the guest judges.
Robert Durst, the famous real estate mogul, also drops by, fully mic'd up.
Closing out 2017 is the death of Horton Peters, tamborinist, and manager of The Beer Store.
Found by fellow employee Jackie Starch (Emily Richardson), drained of blood and stuffed in a keg, Horton’s past is explored - from tall judges, to half lips, to handies with the blinds open.
Jimmy stops in to TELL US HIS STORY.
Santa (John Richardson) is back for the annual Christmas episode, and Griffin and Steve's roommate Eric joins the festivities.
When his present seems to contain body parts, the 4 must investigate chimps, statues and their favourite Christmas movies to get to the bottom of it.