Hello everyone! Mike has stepped away this week, so Chris and James are joined by guest host Tim Gilbert to tell the sordid tale of Mr. Captain Jack Sparrow himself!

PLUS: James is DMing everyone’s wives and girlfriends about Love Is Blind, the guys give a definitive Holy Grail of grunge heartthrobs, and Tim shares an interesting story about his time in an online chatroom called “Yahoo Pool.”

Check out Tim and Chris as The Two Draculas on May 13, 2023 at Theatre Sainte Catherine as part of Montreal Sketchfest, and pick up Tim Gilbert’s stand up album, Please Help Me I Am Very Sick on Bandcamp.

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