Chris is a bit tipsy in this episode but he still manages to take you to the arctic and back and convinces you not to worry about it - the trees are always watching us and they know the real deal.
In this episode Chris takes you to a gelatinous world where trumpets are more useful than you could ever imagine. Then he gets emotional and I don't know, what do you think?
This episode is chock full of twists and turns but ultimately we are trying to get you as clean and pure as can be so you will be as smooth as possible once you reach cream land. Okay?
Chris wants you to shrink yourself down and clean your own brain with cleaning products and then try to get some Pike Place roast at Starbucks in a jungle forest from the future. What do you want from me? Just come with me.
In this episode we find a very caffeinated Chris at a crossroads. We float to a lovely place and get fuzzed off but what are colours? And there just has to be a better name for this magical place other than "The Purple Zone".
In episode 4 Chris helps you relax, breathe out all of that thick molasses goo of terror and takes you on a fuzz filled sun-kissed journey through raspberries and honey. Enjoy!
In episode 3 we take some time out to breathe, relax, remember the power of the individual mind, plus also remember how delicious grapes are, standing on a cliff, and have you seen The Long Goodbye by Robert Altman? Do you know what I'm talking about?