Toronto City Councillor Shannon Shark (Rob Baker) finds a fellow councillor dead in the chamber.

Construction worker / squash player Cavey Table (DJ Mausner) talks about his beautiful wife/dog Ann Donuts, the things he hasn't seen, and the death of his friend during a squash game.

The Mayor (Matt McCready), 2ft tall, has been Toronto's mayor since escaping a cartoon 80 years ago and living off of cigarettes. He finds the deputy mayor dead.

Gilbert Taylor (Paul Aihoshi), karaoke enthusiast, finds a body in a private karaoke room whilst searching for his favourite song.

Baker Virigina Smallsbin (Allana Reoch) started Smallsbinz to get away from her checkered past - but tragedy has followed, as Ted, her oven guy, is discovered dead.

After the demolition of a spire, a body is uncovered from the rubble. Trickster and seasonal worker Arlo Amuse-Bouche (Chris Leveille) helps to piece together the events involving a lizard man, a potential superhero, and pub trivia.

Freelance lifeguard Dylan Basher (Antony Hall) finds a body on a waterslide. They discuss Dylan's wrestling persona and skillset, and an aptly named alleyway at the waterpark.

When a waiter is found dead at the Met Gala, the boys talk to celebrity Elizabethian Cowgirl (Spencer Litzinger), famous for having a good name before a particular photo removed her from the limelight.

Sheila Stallone (Alana Johnston), who does PR at a funeral home, has her work come home with her when a body is found in her treehouse.

While a foley artist by day, Cory Stanley (Brandon Hackett) 's true passion is bird watching. It was during a trip to the woods he discovered the murdered corpse of his childhood friend. They mainly talk about this; and also to a parrot.