A lighthouse keeper is found dead by single mom with no kids Shandaleen Jean (Alana Johnston), on her daily visit to make sure the light is still shining into town.
A small town arcade is rocked by the tragic scene found by Connie Rail (Jess Grant). The boys analyze the daily operations of the airplane hanger arcade, Golden Retriever Day, and syrup harvesting.
Entrepreneur and Rock Climber David Rosh Hashanah (Kris Siddiqi) talks about business ownership and his rock climbing field. And an exploded, stabbed, strangled body.
David's brothers also drop in to talk about their band.
Travelling travel salesman Dave Plant (Tricia Black) details the scene at the Holiday Inn him and his business partner were staying at, their bedtime routine, and with the help of an Anonymous caller, his special arrangement as a middle man for Uber.
A body is found after a tailgating party at a local curling club. Shep Hardaway (Miguel Rivas), street preacher / curler / furniture reupholsterist talks about the gruesome scene he came across, upsidedown in front of a feces laden Ford.
Forester and single father Stanley (Lisa Gilroy) has a tragedy unfold at his daughter's sleepover. He talks about his talented daughter Ebangeline, their unique house layout, and the Nunavut Denny's.
Candidate for President of the United Boat Dealers Association of Mississauga Randy Schwartzberger (Andy Assaf) has found the body of his rival upon their houseboat.
Troy Fudge (Chris Locke), a beekeeper and male vocalist that never sings words, has found a body in his apiary, and it could be the Vietnam veteran he's been impersonating.
