TSA Agents at Jameson Underwater Airport have found a man dead in line at the terminal, and are looking for answers. Opal (Shannon Lahaie) has been through 3 divorces, Geraldine (Ally Cabrera-Aragon)is endearing, and Mum Jameson is confused. Most of this episode is spent talking about scarecrows, and rightfully so.

Bada Boom, Bada Bing! A face in the sand. Discovered at a dig site by archaeologist Graham Masterson (Andrew Bushell), was Natalie Patterson a victim of sex bracelets, unspeakable acts of pottery, or merely a partygoer who wandered too far down the beach? Awful starfucker Rob McGee snapchatted the whole thing, which is perfect for an audio podcast.

TBH, garbage collector Plug (Chris Locke) found a body in a trash can, and turned to the boys for help. He talks about his issues with his father (chickpea magnate Chog), his unrealized tennis career, and his cool housemate college kids. He’s also not a pervert!

Dorothy Andrews (Bridget Cann), longtime employee of the Rothesay, New Brunswick grocery store, is shocked to find owner Mark Peters frozen in one of the freezers (NOT Carbonite. Wink). Both the history of Rothesay and Norse Mythology are legitimately gone into in great depth, before Odin himself shows up to grant some questions.

Gravedigger Jamison P. Gravedigger (Chris Wilson) had a corpse go missing from his plot of land/body pile, and the boys are brought in to investigate. While not technically solving a murder, as always, there's still plenty of talk of floating bodies, bonbonfires, and the rivalry between gravediggers and drunk 20-somethings.

Corduroy (Ashley Moffatt), a butler/friend/lover to the wealthy Wallace Brumpton, has discovered him dead in a bathtub. Naked. With his giant son, some fireball, and a suspicious hole in the skylight. Rihanna (not THAT Rihanna), ex-wife of Wallace, and forced out of her home by Corduroy, helps to untangle the mess.

Maury May (Geoff Cork), dog walker/dog enthusiast/part dog, finds a corpse in the local dog park. He drops by the show to discuss his instincts, dog flavours, limbo, and his problem son - who ends up stopping by for some bonding.

When a man is found in a printing press at a "newspaper", the owner drops by to talk about it.

The Great Pazzini (Joel Buxton), famed magician, returned to his trailer to find his assistant Angelo ACTUALLY cut in half. Pazzines, along with his trailer's landlord Clive, try to solve the tragic death of his friend, sweat mopper, and minesweeper coach.

The body of Trent Burnwell may never have been found, if it wasn't for Sarah Shaughnessey (Mikaela Dyke), scuba diver and adventure bro. After discovering him in the middle of the bottomless Loch Ness, while searching for the Loch Ness monster's apartment, questions are raised about her diverse friend group. Bronson Burnwell also turns up, upset about his son's death, and a phone call with one of the suspects gets confusing!