A body is found in a backyard with a shovel in it's chest (and back). Luckily, the precocious child Harper (Brittney Drysdale) has information, as well as gossip about the neighbours on either side.

Music engineer Terry Bateman (Rodrigo Fernandez-Stoll) discusses his history in recording, and a tragic event that happened to a musician he was working with.

Fashion designer / spiders Science P Dresspington (Meg MacKay) tries to help figure out what went wrong at a disastrous Loblaws grocery store performance.

Talia (Daphney Joseph) is a dirty talk phone sex operator (her title varies), who has her teenhood friend killed while on a call.

The Screaming Joggers of the Bayou describe the horrific tragedy of one of their founders.

Deputy Mayor of Brooklin, Ontario Derrick Gleed (Adam Cawley) finds the current Mayor dead in his office.

Private detective $chitt Dickley (DJ Mausner) delves deep into a cold case (the time it takes for the pie on his head to grow cold).

Tree doctor Dr. Sarah Beth (Alessandra Vite) is stunned to find a colleague's corpse splayed in a tree on College St.

Spud Longley (Jason DeRosse), private submarine captain, finds the body of his brother during one of his land excursions.

Owner and bartender at a Halifax saloon, Kief Bungleson (Notable roommate Eric Down) finds a body at the bar.