Wired on a large amount of caffeine Chris tells you real truths about the universe, the self-help industry, and love....

Ride a horse like Ichobod Crane into the deep moonlight plus so much more!

Wash away the negativity from inside your tin skull with a whirlpool of candy juice.

Float on down a dirty alley with Chris to escape the busy streets.

Smoke ciggies with Bambi's skunk friend and climb a crystallized sun beam. Also should I be sponsored by Banjara Indian...

Let your spiritual phantom float through a forest inspired by German expressionist film.

Go away with Chris to a spooky cabin in the woods and feed the snorting snout of a sniffing beast......

Bounce up and down in this peaceful rainbow flavoured world with a laughing parrot. Also Nivea creams sponsor me!

Spit all of your vile negativity into a lake of goo and walk towards the orange creamsicle haze.