Bada Boom, Bada Bing! A face in the sand. Discovered at a dig site by archaeologist Graham Masterson (Andrew Bushell), was Natalie Patterson a victim of sex bracelets, unspeakable acts of pottery, or merely a partygoer who wandered too far down the beach?

Awful starfucker Rob McGee snapchatted the whole thing, which is perfect for an audio podcast.