Happy new year! A boy is dead, and has been sewn to a goat!

Petting zoo owner, and voluntary prison inmate Thumb Samson (Tim Blair) tries to make sense out of a senseless crime, but the difference between kids (children) and kids (goat) immediately sends the boys down a well of confusion.

Rorschach, Watchman/Petting Zoo employee stops by, and together they figure out who is Shane, who is Shame, who is Sham, and who’s been eating who.