Jam (Nathan Hare) a burglar, aspiring Subway owner, and funny songwriter, finds the body of Excel, heiress to the gum company, dead in her mansion while robbing it.

Multi-hyphenate Sport (Nathan Hare) talks about his career, including hosting SNL and uploading a Youtube video. His latest venture had brought him to Waikiki, but a tragedy mid-flight might have put a damper on his plans.

Clyde (Nathan Hare), who uses Yoga as a way to promote his own writing class, finds his instructor (as well as several other bodies) at the studio upon taking off his blindfold.