The Rats are pitched a gym with giraffes, a new reality show, and a hybrid horse truck. Featuring Jacob Greco, Chris Sandiford and Mark Little with special guests Joel Edminston, Jordanne Brown at Pat Ronan.

In the Honey Bear bar in Mississauga, the bandleader of the house band Mister Magnificent and the Little Times is found dead on stage. Mister Magnificent (Pat Ronan) himself arrives to clear the air, and try to figure out what to do with his now-useless gang of drummers.

Gary (Patrick Ronan), not a robber, had merely mistaken another house for his own, when he discovered a corpse in the penthouse. Jeremy Cop, best friend, drops in, and they talk babies, former Sketchersons, and get way too tangled up in the logistics of a Looper scenario.