For John Borden, dying is the least of his worries.

Set in the late 1980s, this darkly comic fictional podcast is about an unscrupulous waterbed salesman who tries to cheat his fate when a beautiful psychic tells him he’s going to die in seven days. She predicts John will suffer seven absurd prophecies over the next seven days culminating with his death—one event and one episode for each day in his last week on Earth. Of course, John doesn’t believe any of this “psychic stuff.”

That is, until the predictions start coming true, one by one like a cosmic gut-punch, forcing John to take a hard look at how he’s lived his life.