Dwayne Christmas (Ben Beauchemin) is a man who wants no introduction.

Escape room employee Henry Oof (Nigel Grinstead) finds a body in the darkness of Room B. From different coloured spheres, to the man who showers upstairs (Ben Beauchemin), to various dangerous perverts, the mystery at the Dairy Queen escape room is almost as hard to solve as the rooms themselves.

Elephant Ben, world's wealthiest elephant, has found his assistant Stel dead in the lobby of the BMO building. Hanged, and note stabbed into forehead, a wide range of monsters are suspected. One of whom - an old slenderman, and Stel's former husband - stops by to tell his boring, boring stories.

Millie (Ben Beauchemin), known street busker (gum monster), finds the body of Chris Elmer (guy from Canadian Tire money) in his Chinatown hole, and suspicions turn to his group of friends. Could it have something to do with Stinky, the arborist? Weasel, the racoon? Birds, the hitman? Only Popeye, the vintage t-shirt collector, stops in to defend himself.* *Lou, the horrible pervert, is also there.

We hang with Andrew Phung & Ben Beauchemin of Kim's Convenience and watch Richie Rich so Andrew can decide if his kid can watch it. Come for the parenting masterclass stay for the discussion of Little Italy.

We watch the Elaine May directed comedy that would never be made today with Vite's Ex and Alex's new best friend. We talk weird dating stories and how funny the movie is.

The Spooky Ladies Restroom Today on Spooked! Colin loves parquet flooring, Cody loves ugly dogs, Damien loiters around Victoria's Secret, and Ben takes a mannequin into the bathroom. We're more than just window shopping today, so grab your credit cards, get something from the food court, and get ready to get Spooked!