Candy Lawrence is a Los Angeles based comedian, hyper queen, show pony, sober queer and ½ host of the Chill Pills Pod. A podcast for anyone with feelings. Hilarious, dynamic and eccentric, she captivates you with her unique blend of energy and idiosyncratic comedy.  Candy can be seen performing stand-up all over LA and is willing to rollerblade to other cities to perform for you. She was apart of the Just For Laughs festival in Chicago, Riot LA and Oddball Fest.  She has opened for Maria Bamford, Jen Kirkman, Moshe Kasher, Garfunkel & Oates, Brent Weinbach, Kurt Braunohler, blah blah blah blah toot toot toot . She was chosen to be one of the top 100 on Last Comic Standing. Candy generates one laugh per second and she would like to thank Rod Stewart for teaching her everything she knows about comedy. Susan, please hold all her calls.