Construction worker / squash player Cavey Table (DJ Mausner) talks about his beautiful wife/dog Ann Donuts, the things he hasn't seen, and the death of his friend during a squash game.

Private detective $chitt Dickley (DJ Mausner) delves deep into a cold case (the time it takes for the pie on his head to grow cold).

A body is found in a minivan by her wife AND best friend, Penny Wise (DJ Mausner). They talk about their Burrow, their children, and their horrible deformed bodies. Featuring a potential romance between guest co-host Rachel Manson and Bris Hardwick.

Ohhh nooo! Stars America (D.J. Mausner), resident of a Windsor trailer park and amateur comedian, finds lover Big Truck Goldstein dead in their trailer. With the trailer doors, and basement, locked, and a Code Red Mountain Dew screwed into his chest, a mystery of logistics and finances unravels. Ford Focus, Big's former business associate, drops in, as do Griffin and Steve's other roommates.

The Spooky Woodsman and Camper

Unfortunately principles and student teachers are prohibited from listening to this episode.

A DJ from Montreal teaches Andy the true meaning of Easter.

Mob Boss, Tony Soprano, helps Andy become an alpha male.

Rollie wants Andy to win a prize at Sketchfest, so he enlists the help of Dr. Frasier Crane and an incel.

An involuntary celibate invites Andy to join an awful subculture.

This week we delve deep into what love means and what shower sex means with the hilarious and brilliant DJ Mausner!