A man is found dead on a cruise ship, and the cruise-ship-Santa Sandy Claws (Winter Tekenos-Levy) tells the guys of her Barthelona cruise, and pickpocketing lapdance scheme. Joining them as cohost is the real Santa Claus (John Richardson), and he's as fed up with the boys antics as ever. Later, Sandy's weak, spindly boyfriend Darren Childs shows up, as does perennial favourite Krampus. Does this sound like too much stuff going on at once? Merry Christmas!