Patrick Sharpentier (Adam Christie), sports team/Casino owner, finds best friend and musician Steve Bond dead at the New Dundee Casino.
Then, the coolest conceivable man, a Dude from Kitchener, stops in, and reveals a devastating secret.
Couch Lou's drinking partner is found dead in the back of a pickup truck in a field. Who better to talk to then Coach Lou (Connor Low), court-mandated little league coach, and founder of whiskets?
The answer ends up being immortal being of time, and current manager of the Toronto Blue Jays, John Gibbons.
A barista is found dead at Indie Coffee Shop, the Indie Coffee Shop, and fellow barista Marcie (Sandra Battaglini) tries her best not to be bitter about it.
Marcie's cool boyfriend Rocks visits, and they talk about Marcie's garbage parties, and the suspicious downed beam in the basement.
The remains of a man are found in a dog kennel. Benedict "Daddy" Stodelmeyer, kennel squatter/sewage proprietor may have the answers.
He details the relationship between himself, ex-fiance Brenda, kennel owner Brian, and co-host of Killed to Death Steve Cooke.
Jimmy H, star guitar player at a music academy, is found murdered in the attic. And Mr. Edge Ington (Phatt Al), headmaster of the school, is heartbroken.
They talk (and play) Marvel themes, chat about caretaker Mr. John Stone, and discuss strapping kids to guitars.
A tourist at a tropical (themed) resort is found dead on the curling floor of the resort library, and resort owner Miss Fidget (Amanda Parker) reveals their history.
Soon, the resort's true purpose, and involvement with the Olympics, is uncovered, and head of staff Benjamin yearns for his rescue.
A body is found stuck on top of the roller coaster at the local flea market - and carny Derek Scrate (Jason DeRosse) looks for answers.
Jamaican patties, mushrooms, and a certain carpet cleaner salesman could all have played their role in the Church of the Carnival that day...
At an auto repair shop/employment service centre, mechanic Clyde Jenkins (Vance Banzo) has found the remains of town jerk Marty Short spread throughout a vehicle.
Shop owner Mikey drops in, as does Marty's widow, and the four discuss various affairs, girl scouts, and a potentially very real game of murder handshake.
Theatre usher Sal Ladd (Devon Hyland) finds a body in the cinema after a screening of Murder On the Orient Express. Who's movie rule did he break? Who there caused a religious war? What happens in Enter the Void? And how does Tyrone, the projectionist, feel about what Sal did to the corpse?
In the small fishing community of Alberwood, Nova Scotia, a man is found dead on the beach, tangled in net.
With a fishhook in his clavicle, blood on his moustache, and a town full of sheds, Maggheeh Rhyyahn (Leanne Miller) and her husband Rhhhhhin - of hot air balloon fame - try to figure out what happened.