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Jul 20 2026 Explicit Content
CHOO CHOO! All aboard the smooch train! Honestly, I'm not entirely sure what the Smooch Train is, but I wrote...
Jul 13 2026 Explicit Content
The emotional rollercoaster is a real emotional rollercoaster. Topics include John Cena's check in lessons, my boyfriend's AI clone, unrequited...
Jul 06 2026 Explicit Content
I know it's hard to believe, but prior to this episode... we weren't perfect. But we have shed our flawed...
Jun 29 2026 Explicit Content
If you don't listen to this episode, I WILL start tweeting like Drake. Topics include AI catfishing, disclosing all your...
After 400 episodes, we have FINALLY located the Mecca of harassing women who don't want our attention in public spaces....
Jun 15 2026 Explicit Content
Greg, if you're going to tell me some long-winded story about a filing error... the result better be catstrophic. Topics...
Jun 08 2026 Explicit Content
You start dating this guy, but you don't really think it's going to go anywhere (because you're a good girl)...
Jun 01 2026 Explicit Content
I'll never leave you, Tony Pizza. We'll drive off a cliff together in a high speed police chase. Topics include...
Last week we fixed your finances, this week we're getting your nuts SCRUNCHED. Topics include more than one way to...
If you're not shorting your relationships then you're an absolute idiot. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! Topics include smart investments, tired...
