Jan 19 2026 Explicit Content
Please, for the love of God, if you listen to ANY of our advice: do not put soil inside you. ...
Jan 12 2026 Explicit Content
Before you marry that man you literally just met, please know that you have our full and enthusiastic support to...
Jan 05 2026 Explicit Content
Happy 2026! Dain promises he won't make any bold statements about this year considering how last year went with... you...
Dec 29 2025 Explicit Content
I honestly can't remember what Dragon Pouch means or how we got there and I'm holidays, so you can't make...
Dec 22 2025 Explicit Content
Studies have been done by all the top science research places: blue balls are an entirely made up thing. Don't...
Dec 15 2025 Explicit Content
Dain's New Year's Resolution is to stop suggesting that performing Mortal Kombat fatalities is a solution to your problems. Topics...
Dec 08 2025 Explicit Content
It's time to throw the "Let Them" Theory into the trash where it belongs and start taking life, and your...
Dec 01 2025 Explicit Content
If you're not going to drop at least $1.2 MILLION dollars on me PER DATE, I'm going to doubt your...
Nov 24 2025 Explicit Content
This week's episode is a little shorter than usual due to technical difficulties and Dain being bad at math. Topics...
Nov 17 2025 Explicit Content
It's time once again to beg at the Altar of Beast in order to be thrown just enough scraps to...
