When Dirk MacDonald is found dead in a spin class, the instructor, Tyra Taylor (Brittney Drysdale) is brought in to help. As the owner of Whoosh Sycle (Not THAT SS) she knows a thing or two about her Show Ponies. #RideorTy.

Later, Tuchus, another member of the class, joins in and they all try to answer the question: How long dat ass? The answer? Forever.