The body of Felicity Rubbermaid, coolest girl on the ship, is found dead on the SS Madonna party cruise. Captain Water Mug (Sara Hennessey) tries their best to hold it together, even though they’re just there for a good time.

Skipper Phil – born from peg legs, and possibly dead – comes in to bum everybody out, and detail exactly what happened while he was DJing the rave.